I'M CRYING FROM LAUGHTER AND DWALIN JUST KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE FLAMES HAHAHAHA
Nori, your King is literally in flames over there…
sorry for the Balin spam but he's the fluffy family member I never had and never will have He means a lot to me actually...as odd as that sounds...
Balin, Thorin’s long-suffering advisor and sometimes a parent, at your service!
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.
THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER
GIMLI YOU ARE SO MUCH LIKE YOUR FATHER ASKDNASKJDNAJKSD I FUCKING LOVE DWARVES NOW
tv tropes + lotr
↳ character tropes: gimli