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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via a-bisexual-vampire)

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

evdisappearsbye:

captainnightlight:

You’re joking.

I am fucking done

(via lucjenson)

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

scarykeion:

kelbebop:

Alas, poor Yorick. You were glam as fuck.

THIS IS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER

(via lucjenson)