Venom's Lair

accioawesomenest:

HAHAHAHAHA

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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I don’t wake up an hour early, but I do write it all day at school instead of doing desk-work XD

(Source: the-narddog)

bronzebasilisk:

chilopodacrudus:

“Careful…I’m contagious.” - Thrax, Osmosis Jones (2001)

I had a crush on this fucker ha ha. Still do

Zeeeeennnn you best get in line BI

Always wanted this fucker in my bed.

Still do.

(Source: theamazingpeterparker, via assortedunicorn)

waltdisneyconfessions:

“I think the people hoping for a lesbian princess need to be reminded that Disney movies are aimed at kids. I don’t think there is anything wrong with being gay, but to push the idea at kids before they understand what that means will only confuse them. Also as a parent, I would be pissed at Disney for addressing such controversial topics in a movie intended for children”.

did-you-kno:

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It’s really depressing, because Toronto just split up their gay penguins because they were worried their species would become extinct if they didn’t reproduce.

LET THE GAY PENGUINS BE, TORONTO! I AM THOROUGHLY DISGUSTED TO BE LIVING IN A CITY THAT DOESN’T ACCEPT GAY PENGUINS. (Not to mention our mayor didn’t support gay pride this year…it’s a little unnerving)

((To be fair, one of the penguins did actually find another mate, but the other one didn’t…and is apparently extremely lonely.))

-Venom 

lolbatty:

timdrakeandcameras:

assemblargh:

preservedcucumbers:

We are taught that it’s important to be respectful, yet the practice of questioning a couple’s decision to not have a family is still openly frowned upon. A woman who doesn’t want children is still considered abnormal, a childless man is thought to be selfish and immature.

It is not the business of anyone but the couple (and potentially their doctors) whether they should decide to have children. That means it’s none of your business, so think before you utter any of these condescending phrases to a childless/childfree person.

edit:here is the source of the quote.

See also: don’t tell me that I’ll “find a nice boy and settle down.” I will damn well settle down with whoever I want, whenever I think I’m ready to.

Also getting told that you should get married when you don’t want to/you are going to wait for a long time.

Sick of people around here telling me to make my dad a grandpa.

I always ask them if they’d like to pay all of the expenses and take care of said spawn when I don’t want to.  That shuts them up pretty fast.

As much of a dick-move this is, I still feel it justifies me saying this; I always remind my family my mom’s sister has nearly been thrown out of her house, onto the street because she decided to have a child. She’d been trying for 10 years and didn’t give up and now she’s in a really bad place with her 3 year old and her dick of a husband. My Grandfather snapped at me for saying that and using it as a “faulty excuse”…but he never argued back.

Also, I love how having a child/being bothered by your family members to have a child is basically them saying “Go into this room, ride that man’s dick, and create a child.” Tell me I’m wrong. Go on. Tell me.

-Venom

(via bloodmagister)

sasunaru43ver:

ectoderpologist:

malicegeres:

careline18:

by soma सोम

How great is that? XD

yo dawg i heard you like homos so i drew you some homos watching homos so you can watch homos watch homos while being homo

XD!!!!

Reblogging just for that amazing comment. 

(via xigblog)